NASA Johnson Space Center
Oral History Project
Edited Oral History Transcript
Paul P.
Haney
Interviewed by Sandra Johnson
High Rolls, New Mexico – 20 January 2003
Johnson:
Today is January 20th, 2003. This oral history with Paul Haney is
being conducted in High Rolls, New Mexico, for the NASA Johnson Space
Center Oral History Project. The interviewer is Sandra Johnson, assisted
by Rebecca Wright and Jennifer Ross-Nazzal.
I want to thank you again for agreeing to talk with us today, and
I’d like to ask you first about when you first started working
for NASA in 1958, how that came about.
Haney:
I worked for the Washington Evening Star [Washington, DC]. I’d
been there about four or five years, and for some reason had gotten
into a couple of space kinds of story odysseys. In 1957, the Russians
put up a satellite that absolutely startled the world, and it was
one of the few times that I can recall in the five years I was at
the Star that they went out and did a man-on-the-street kind of thing.
The Star, they used to call it “the gray old lady of 11th Street,”
11th and Pennsylvania. We were the only paper in the world that didn’t
have to leave the office to cover a motorcade, a presidential motorcade,
because it came by us.
One of the major reporters there was a guy named Bill Heinz [phonetic],
who covered the White House a little bit, and he covered lots of things.
He wrote very well. And the people running NASA had approached Bill,
and said they were about to start this here now space agency, and
could he suggest somebody that might come over and help them out in
the public information arena. He said he wasn’t interested;
all these little federal bureaus came and went. But he said he knew
a guy named Haney who seemed to—I’d picked up on a couple
of space things and put that one edition out, the man-on-the-street
thing.
The Star had the first newspaper strike in 150 years in Washington
on that Thanksgiving weekend, and when I had gone over even before
Thanksgiving, I began to wonder how long the strike might last. It
only lasted one weekend. But I was afraid that I wouldn’t find
anybody to resign to at the Star.
I was definitely interested. I thought it was going to be a huge endeavor,
and I got over there another couple of days in roughly that period,
around Thanksgiving, because [Dr. T.] Keith Glennan, who was the first
Administrator, made a speech on Wright [Brothers] Day [December 17],
which used to be December 3, and it was in that speech that he, for
the first time, pronounced the word astronaut and identified it, invented
it. And I went over the speech a little bit. He’d already figured
out the word astronaut. I wouldn’t take any credit there, but
put together a little background, little context that seemed to work
out.
There again, he was following—the Russians had been saying that
they’re cosmonauts. They were the first to come along with that.
So NASA had to decide whether it was going to follow or come up with
something different, and they decided to come up with something different.
And I went to work during Christmas week of 1958. Somehow managed
to slide over there.
Johnson:
What were your duties there when you first started?
Haney:
Try to figure out what a public information officer should do. They
had three or four people in the Information Office, and in situations
like that, there wasn’t a hell of a lot going on. So I sat around
and tried to think of what a—really, Mercury was the only project
we had. We had been assigned a couple of things. NASA, I like to point
out to people, was sort of put together at a federal yard sale on
a Saturday, much like Homeland Security. I just really can feel for
those people, because they don’t know what the hell they’ve
got or how to account for it, where it is or how it functions, and
that’s exactly where NASA was.
The [President Dwight D.] Eisenhower administration knew they had
to do something, but they weren’t terribly sure of what, and
General Eisenhower, the President, he was not a hands-on kind of guy.
He was a wonderful old man who won World War II for us, and even Democrats
like me voted for him, the only time I ever did, in 1952.
But you could tell they were going to have one hell of a rough road,
and they did, because they’d been assigned pieces of the Army,
pieces of the Air Force, and all the individual services, particularly
the Air Force and the Army, and to a lesser degree the Navy, which
is very heavily involved there in Washington. It’s a naval laboratory.
They couldn’t quite figure from just these jottings that took
place at meetings when all this was supposed to happen.
And then there were some very sparkling personalities, like a kid
from Germany named Wernher von Braun, who had a tremendous gift for
self-expression, and he managed to thumb his nose at Adolph Hitler
successfully for a few years, and he constantly had Hitler hoping
that next month he’d be a good boy and end the war in Europe.
He didn’t. But he certainly impressed a lot of the U.S. Army
that brought Wernher and 200 of his helpers over here to White Sands,
and cornered them there, and they’d go back and forth along
the same route that you came up today from El Paso [Texas]. They had
sort of a private gate. They’d go in and get to spend their
weekends in El Paso and live down there, then go over to Juarez and
play and eat burritos.
But I remember the situations like Huntsville [Alabama], which was
a major Army—it had been a Redstone Arsenal, what it was called,
and it was set up in World War I: The Army wasn’t eager to get
rid of landscape like this, but all Keith Glennan knew was that that
was on his assigned list, that that piece of property and three or
four thousand people assigned there were supposed to go to work for
NASA at some unspecified date. And he called up the guy running Redstone
Arsenal one day and asked him when they were going to commit, and
he said when the machine finally stopped going back and forth through
the grinder, he was going through the grinder. He said he resolved
never to ask again when those people were going to come aboard. They
were going to have to come on bended knee to him, and they did. It
took a year and a half.
But this was supposedly a marriage arranged in downtown Washington,
but, boy, those are tough marriages. There have been others. I don’t
think there’ll ever be one as difficult as the one ongoing,
because that thing, hell, that’s bigger than the whole government
has ever been. And I pity poor Tom [Thomas J.] Ridge[Secretary of
the Department of Homeland Security], who used to be the Mayor of
Erie, Pennsylvania. He gets to put this thing together.
Johnson:
If you would, describe the PAO [Public Affairs Office]office and how
it was organized when you first started there.
Haney:
There was a fellow named Walt Bonny [phonetic], who was a very dedicated
aviation kind of historian. Walt came from a little town in Massachusetts
where he’d worked on a daily newspaper. I can’t remember
which. There aren’t many towns in Massachusetts, and this was
sort of halfway between Boston and the middle of Massachusetts. But
he had that nice, quiet Massachusetts air. He’d gone to work
for NACA [National Advisory Committee for Aeronautics], the predecessor,
and I don’t know how much you’ve gotten into that, but
that’s another kind of little story.
NACA was an offshoot of the Wright brothers’ first flight in
1903, so NACA happened in 1915, which is really going. And it didn’t
have any employees then for four years. The first employee was a guy
named John [F.] Victory [NACA executive secretary]. He or his daughter
were loosely attached to this first Public Information Office. I’ll
never forget, because one of my first chores was trying to find John
Victory three or four places to speak in order to get him to Florida
for his annual Florida visit. He likes to spend four or five months.
I don’t know what the flying involvement was. But the first
notation on NACA said that in 1919 when they finally got around—they
bought a hangar at Langley Field, Virginia, one about 160 miles south
of Langley Air Force Base, and it said the agency will be funded to
$5,000 and return to the [U.S.] Treasury any monies not spent. I always
liked that. I remember looking that up one day.
Walt Bonny, who had come from this daily in Massachusetts, he loved
flying and stories about it and the Wright brothers from Dayton, Ohio,
who finally—there was a lot of competition to put that first
flight together, and some of it right there in Washington, although
the people in Washington kept crashing, which was a terrible place
to crash, right there in the river. They’d get up to about seventy-five
feet and go into the brink.
But Walt was all for that, and there was lots of pushing and shoving
in the aviation in the twenties, trying to get people to fly off—to
invent the aircraft carrier, and the Navy wasn’t buying it.
They were sure that that the big battleships is what would be needed
for the next century or two. Then Pearl Harbor changed everybody’s
mind about that.
But Walt Bonny ran the place, and he’d been at NACA for about
fourteen years, and he was a dedicated Republican, as was Keith Glennan,
the first Administrator, who had served on the AEC [Atomic Energy
Commission], which was a hot commission in those days in Washington.
Before that, Glennan ran Western Reserve University near my home in
Cleveland [Ohio]. I didn’t go to Western Reserve. I went to
the other school that nobody ever heard of called Kent State [University]
[Kent, Ohio], which is just a little southeast of Western Reserve.
In addition to Bonny, there was a photographer named Joe Stein [phonetic],
who had worked for the Portland, Oregon daily, mainly as a photographer.
I don’t know where he and Bonny had met. And it seemed to me
there was another guy who was kind of on loan to them from the Wall
Street Journal, sort of one of those—“Gee, this space
thing could be interesting for the Wall Street Journal.” What
isn’t? And I don’t know whether they were paying—I
can’t remember his name—a salary or what, but he was there.
And then the day I went to work, there were two other guys came to
work—Harry Holcomb [phonetic], who worked for a little paper
down near Langley in southern Virginia, and he later became the editor
of the Av Week [Aviation Week]. I think it’s still kind of the
weekly which is recognized throughout the industry. But he wandered
off into that there in Washington. This is three or four years later.
There was one other guy named Dick Mittauer [phonetic], who had been
working for the senator from Omaha. Nebraska always elects one senator
from the rest of the state and one senator from Omaha, and he worked
for the senator from Omaha, who had a long Polish name. And the three
of us all reported for work—I think it’s a matter of record—about
the 3rd of January, but I was there a little bit earlier.
You asked about what we were doing. I don’t know. I kept looking
around and looking at what was going to happen. That’s all a
newsperson does, anticipate. So naturally, they were supposed to start
testifying, and the budget cycle normally starts about February or
March, and nobody really seemed to give a damn much about NASA. They
didn’t have any flights planned. I don’t know, we just
kind of sat back, and then along in, I think it was, the first week
in April, we introduced seven astronauts, the first seven, in a little
theater.
Our offices were in the Dolly Madison House [served as NASA Headquarters
from 1958 until October 1961], which is the oldest building on Lafayette
Square. I don’t know how much you know about Washington, but
the White House was started in 1800, and it sits over here, and the
Dolly Madison House started in 1750 or ’60, and it sits here,
and there’s an old church that is about the same, and then my
favorite hotel sits over here, and a private club. But that is a very
historic piece of Washington. There’s a park, and I always liked
it.
And I was particularly in love with Dolly Madison’s—[Mrs.
Dolly Payne Madison, wife of President James Madison] her downstairs
front parlor was my first office, and it got my attention one day.
I was sitting there, and a piece of plaster about eighteen inches
square let go from eighteen feet above and hit me right on the head.
I was talking on the phone to somebody. [Laughter] And had to clear
my throat. But the Dolly Madison House went on back about half a block,
and there was a theater sort of in the back.
And we couldn’t think of anywhere else better to introduce these
new pilots than that. And that worked out pretty well. Got a lot of
news and a lot of coverage. I guess probably the best question was
the last, which was asked by Mae Craig [phonetic] of the Portland,
Maine Press Herald, who has now gone on to greater things, to death,
but she said, “What was the roughest part of the physical?”
And John [H.] Glenn [Jr.] started very seriously to answer. He said,
“Think of how many orifices there are in the human body and
up which one might probe,” and he got about that far into the
explanation of the worse part of the physical, and everybody in the
audience broke up, and that was the end. And Mae was a little embarrassed,
but I don’t even think she mentioned her question in her story.
I remember looking it up.
Johnson:
These astronauts were introduced to the public at that time. Did the
PAO help them to deal with this fame that was thrust upon them all
of a sudden?
Haney:
A lot of those guys, particularly Glenn, he’d been a hotshot
Navy Marine Corps pilot all through World War II, and then after the
war, every time the Navy needed a new aviation appropriation, they
would go strap John in whatever the newest fighter was, and he’d
run across the country in record time and land somewhere around Washington
or one of those air stations near Washington.
Wally [Walter M.] Schirra [Jr.] was Navy, and he married the daughter
of everybody who had been the last people that had run the Navy for
about the last hundred years. He married very well for a New Jersey
kid. And he went to Annapolis, which helps.
Alan [B.] Shepard [Jr.] was a direct descendant of a signer of the
Declaration of Independence from New Hampshire, and he lived three
miles outside of Boston. He sure as hell knew what was going on historically.
One of the hottest pilots in the Navy. They all loved to fly.
The day before they were introduced, I was told to go in and to meet
them and try to make them feel at ease. They helped make me feel a
lot easier, I know. And I told them the kind of questions they’d
probably get. They said, “Yeah, we figured that. [unclear] do
you really think?”
I said, “They’re going to ask you about your religion.
They’ll go right down the line. And you can say ‘none’
or ‘the Great Jehovah,’ or whatever, but make sure you
got it cold.” And there was a little fretting about that.
But they got through the press conference very well. The funniest
part of it was that very quickly at the press conference, which lasted
about two hours, John and Alan Shepard sort of became—a question,
if asked of one, wasn’t totally answered until the other had
thrown in his seventy-five cents’ worth, and that, at least
to me, sitting in the front row, I certainly hoped it wouldn’t
get out of hand. It didn’t. But that volleyball game went on
quite a while. One of them would kind of finish up, and the other
one would say, “And then there’s the fact that—.”
So some of the answers got tremendously long, just like this answer
has.
But that was the day I met all those guys, and it turned out John
went to a little college about fifty, sixty miles from where I did.
He played football at Muskingum College, played center next to a guy
named Louie Jooleraw [phonetic], who was my high school coach at Talmadge
High School, and he just thought that was wonderful. He didn’t
know that Louie had ever gotten a job. And then he wound up teaching
and coaching at one of the Cleveland colleges.
But we still—oh, we go back a bunch of deeds in Washington,
and I saw John and Annie just a couple of weeks ago. They were the
only ones of the old group, and, of course, they still live in Washington.
John was an astronaut. He did finally move to Houston [Texas], but
he didn’t live there very long. He never moved to Houston when
he was in the first round. He just commuted from Washington, which
got to be an excellent little story.
And they asked the—[Harrison Hagan “Jack”] Joe Schmitt
and Neil [A.] Armstrong and, I guess, [Eugene Andrew] Cernan was involved
in this thing a couple of weeks ago, and they asked me to remember
something funny, just historical, so I got up and told them about
the time German [S.] Titov was the first Soviet cosmonaut who came
to Washington, shortly after John’s Mercury flight, in the spring
of ’62, and so it was a pretty big deal. We’d been trying
to get involved with them in several technical meetings in Europe,
and they either wouldn’t send anybody, so we didn’t send
if they weren’t represented.
But that meeting, whatever it was, they did send this kind of number-two
guy of theirs, who was a very tiny little guy about five-three, and
for some reason John and I were assigned to show him around Washington.
We just decided that he should get a feel for it, and he was quite
a little politician. He said the first day that he thought he’d
go into politics, make a run for the Soviet Senate or something, which
I thought was kind of interesting. I didn’t know they had a
Senate.
But we took off in the car, and everything we showed him, he would
use a word that I was to hear often in East Texas, and the word is,
“Shee-ut,” [Laughter] And it’s a negative word.
It’s kind of like, “Eh!” And everything we’d
show him—the Washington Monument, 555 feet and 5 inches tall,
he’d say, “Shee-ut! We got obelisk in South Moscow 1,500
meters.”
I don’t give a damn what we showed him. The biggest rolling
steel mill in the United States over near Baltimore. “Shee-ut!
We got one in Novorossiysk that makes three times that much.”
No matter what we showed him.
And I couldn’t resist. The second day we were going down Pennsylvania
Avenue, and we had a little time before going up to Capitol Hill,
and we stopped at the Archives, 7th and Pennsylvania. I took him in
and showed him one of the original copies of the Declaration of Independence,
and he didn’t say a word. He just looked at it, and he seemed
to appreciate it. And we got back in the car, and went on on our thing.
But all through the two days, he kept quizzing either one of us about
“barbecue.” It was like a word he’d just discovered
in a magazine coming over; “Bar-bee-cue. Is that the way you
say it? Bar-bee-cue.” He’d stand there and look out the
window. “Bar-bee-cue. Bar-bee-cue.”
About the second night, John explained it to him, a barbecue, you
burn steaks on a grill and usually have somebody over. Barbecue.
So the second night we went over to the Soviet Embassy, and according
to political diplomatic protocol, they were entertaining us, and Shepard
was in town for some reason. And we were going down the line, and
I was about two people behind John, and Titov puts out his hand and
introduces John to the ambassador, and he says to John, “I come
your house tonight six o’clock for barbecue.” [Laughter]
He knew John lived over in Arlington across the river.
And John said, “Tonight?” It was then five o’clock.
Johnson:
Oh, no.
Haney:
So we had a quick little meeting, and Shepard said he had another
engagement and couldn’t stay around. I was the only one who
knew where John lived, so I was detailed to stall and keep drinking
as long as I could, which was a real challenge. And then we had about
four or five Packards full of Russians lined up to go do this barbecue.
Poor John took off immediately and got all of his Marine Corps neighbors
to donate, raid their freezers and get steaks out and get braziers,
and charcoal things. That’s what they used in the sixties. And
borrowed a little gas here and there, and just fretting like crazy.
We didn’t have any cell phones, but I knew that I just had to
delay as long as I could. So I took these guys out for a huge ride
around the Pentagon. I thought they’d appreciate that. Took
them around the second time, and they began to wonder, “What
the heck’s going on?” I took them the back way into John’s
house, which was out in the boondocks, and not too far from where
I lived at the time.
We pulled up there, and as we pulled up in front of his house, one
of the braziers, he’d put too much gas or something in it, and
it had sparked off the paint on his carport under the garage where
he had them all, and the house had just seized fire, and the paint
was on fire out there. You didn’t need any guides or any help
in knowing what was going on. And these Russians piled out, and everybody
was looking for garden hoses and buckets and things like that, and
the fire was out in about three minutes and really didn’t burn
much of anything except the steaks. But everybody was, “Wow!”
There was even some photographers there from the Evening Star. They
got a great bunch of pictures.
But the best line of all, Titov walk up to John, and he says “Tell
me. Every time you have barbecue, you burn down house?” [Laughter]
One of the great lines I think I’ve ever heard. So that’s
what I told them at the Smithsonian. They appreciated that.
Where the hell were we? In Washington in 1962.
Johnson:
Yes. You were there. You became a news director of PAO in ’60?
Haney:
In ’60, a year later. There wasn’t anybody else around.
I got a promotion. I was the first Director of the News Division,
and then anybody we hired was automatically in the News Division.
By then, we were starting to get at least some developmental things
on various rockets and launching systems. So I just assigned somebody
to do the XY rocket, and I was kind of keeping track of Mercury because
of the first involvement, and Mercury got a little complicated because
the Atlas was going to be the boosting machine for the manned flights,
but then they were going to have some more manned flights using a
Mercury Redstone for shorter missions.
And then there was a lot of other test work that went on down at Wallups
Island, which was about sixty miles south of Washington. There was
a tremendously difficult relationship to work out. How are we going
to dance with all these people at Langley? And it wasn’t just
Langley. NACA had about a dozen centers around the country, and I
don’t know who taught them about security and the importance
of security, but they sure had a good teacher, because they didn’t—well,
as a practical fact of life, the NACA, as an agency, every other year
would have an opening, a public opening for one of these centers,
so that if you were head on to take care of the public one year, you
might have to do one more before you retired. At Langley, that’s
where literally it all started, and that was a lot of military involvement
at first, but that’s where the first hangar was for NACA, and
where John Victory, who was the first employee, used to go. He started
hiring a few people in the twenties.
But essentially, NACA’s job was to help the various services,
and particularly the Army, and look at the twenties and thirties.
[Charles] Lindbergh became a very prominent member of NACA. It was
a bunch of good old boys. It was almost like the SEC [Securities and
Exchange Commission], I would say, who had really made it in aviation
somewhere, and a couple of times a year, they’d go back to Washington
and have a big dinner somewhere and give each other a few awards and
a lot of applause.
That was at a political and a Washington level, but there was really
hard stuff going on with the development of the airplane, which did
a lot of developing in the twenties and thirties, and a lot more developing
in the forties during World War II. And they got into rockets, assisting
JATO, jet-assisted take-off something, which were rockets they put
under the wings of all kinds of bombers.
But they developed a tremendous two-tiered system where the people,
as they called themselves in the field, liked to decide—they
decided pretty much what to do in a technical way at the various centers.
And once in a while, they would go back to Washington and maybe tell
them what they were doing, and maybe not. But somehow the political
force of the group in Washington was respected, and nobody in the
field tried to overturn that.
But there were some strange combinations. There was a test pilot,
and I cannot remember his name, who ran Ames, out near San Francisco
[California], near the bay, and he was testing a plane somewhere over
the Midwest once, and the plane started to break up on him, and he
told God, if God would let him land that damn thing or put him down,
he would never fly in an airplane again. And God granted him his wish,
and he landed in some farmer’s field, and he never flew in an
airplane again. Here’s the director of one of these large centers
on the West Coast. They’d have a meeting of all the directors
in Washington, and it took him three days to ride the train to get
to the meeting, which might last one day. I always found that incredible
that he wouldn’t assign somebody else. But I just love little
stories like that.
In Cleveland there, which was the nearest thing to home that I knew
about, into the early sixties, on the roof of the hangars, it still
said “NACA,” and NASA had been there two to three years.
I don’t know when they changed that roof. But it was called
the Lewis Research Center for many years. Mr. Lewis was some engineer
who had done great things, I don’t remember what, and he got
the center named for him, just like the guy Ames on the West Coast.
That center, by the way is now named the Glenn Research Center, and
I haven’t had a chance to twit John about that. He’s making
out. He also has a huge undertaking down at Ohio State, which he didn’t
go to either. But it’s the Glenn Research Foundation or some
such, where he gets a lot of his calls answered, and they do some
of his travel.
Johnson:
While you were at Headquarters, you had something to do with the formation
of the Washington news pool? Is that correct?
Haney:
Yes. I thought that particularly in Mercury that some of that stuff,
if not in the Mercury flights, later flights, would need a pool, which
under Washington terms is a very well-defined thing, and I knew about
that. And I wanted to make sure that it was very—and all the
proper hands were laid on it and anointed. I went up and started,
I guess, on the Senate side of the press gallery, because they had—I
think they’d started a news pool for George Washington or somebody
a couple of hundred years earlier, and I knew from history that that’s
better, that’s the place to start. And ran around and got a
lot of—and everybody kept saying, “Why do we need a news
pool? There are only six or eight hundred still photographers in the
world. We could all fit on the deck of a carrier.” But they
began to see it might have an advantage, and we could identify that
this will be a pool operation where the numbers would be.
It went through, and it was easier getting it through all of the official
Washington press stuff than it was through NASA, which as quickly
as it started flying stuff, started developing a lot of other things
that we’ll probably get into if we talk fast.
Where
have you got [Frank] Borman hung out?
Wright:
I’m sorry?
Haney:
You’re going to Las Cruces?
Johnson:
Yes.
Haney:
You’re not going to talk to Frank Borman? He’ll be very
upset.
Wright:
Well, we came to talk to you.
Haney:
That’s the way it goes, though. People come here and then they
go—I always hear things about Borman. We don’t talk much
to each other.
Johnson:
You just hear it from other people.
Haney:
But I hear it from other people or his wife. Did he leave something
on—anyhoo.
Johnson:
In 1963, you had the chance to come to Houston. How did that come
about, and what was your position?
Haney:
There was a wonderful old guy named [John A.] “Shorty”
Powers who was hired. He was an Air Force guy in the Ballistic Missile
Division, BMD, in Los Angeles, and they’d had several launches
out there, I think, and maybe at the Cape, particularly distant things,
and this is part of that competition that was going on, And the Air
Force had gotten into this very early, because nobody told them not
to. So they just decided to launch three or four Pioneer shots, and
aiming at the Moon. They never managed to hit it, but they went ahead
and launched it.
Shorty wound up as one of these typical service assignments. He was
a pilot who loved to fly. And he just had a wonderful, deep baritone
voice. He was only about five-three. Another good Ohio boy from Toledo.
He understood about countdowns and things like that. He’d flown
in the Berlin Airlift during World War II, had just gotten into it
after the war was over, I guess; had about twenty years in, and the
Air Force had sort of wished him on NASA, particularly Walt Bonny,
because he’d done something that General “hoopty-do”
that ran BMD didn’t like, and he saw an opening where the Air
Force could get some identification in this new thing called NASA.
And that general, who I’ll think of his name after a while,
could get rid of him.
So Shorty came in briefly in the summer of—shortly after we
identified the astronauts and they were moving to Langley. They lived
down there except for John, who always lived in Washington. It was
nice having a Washington astronaut. Anyhoo, Shorty, he had very much
of a military kind of approach. He’d never worked any news—he
had no feeling for news whatsoever, but he was certainly a talented
voice and a talented promoter of aviation. He loved to fly, and he
liked people that flew, and that’s really where he wanted to
be. I couldn’t have cared less. I liked airplanes because they
got he from here to there in a hurry, but, god, don’t ask me
to try to land or take one of the things off. That’s not for
me.
And in that respect, Shorty and I got along fine. I was working for
a newspaper in Charleston, South Carolina, when Shorty died, and I
did this on the editorial page of the Charleston Evening Post, which
turned 200 years old about two weeks ago. There’s only one daily
in the United States older than the Charleston Post, and that’s
the New York Post. It’s a year and a half older than the Charleston
Post. Maybe you knew that. I didn’t know that.
But there is Shorty, and that’s me at Shorty’s going-away
party in Houston out on Spanish Drive. What was the name of that street?
I’m feeding him a piece of cake.
We reached a point where he had—Shorty had some real problems
with alcohol later in his thing. As a matter of fact, he died in a
motel in Phoenix with a bottle of scotch in each arm, and somebody—I
called out there, and they said he was watching television, and I
asked, “What was he watching?” And they didn’t know.
[Laughs]
But quite a guy and wonderful performer, and you hear his voice on
a lot of those Mercury things. In fact, I think that’s him doing
the countdown on that launch—who was the senator from Arizona?
Lyndon [B.] Johnson did a little girl throwing weeds away, and you
hear this countdown in the 1964 election, and it’s Shorty’s
voice doing the countdown, and this little girl is taking her flower
and throwing it away one petal at a time. That was the commercial
that cost Longfellow or whatever his name was, the senator from Wisconsin,
the election. He was running pretty good there for a while, but Lyndon
just—shoom!—because he said that this guy was going to
go to war with half the world. And as soon as they elected Johnson,
what the hell did he do but went to war with the other half of the
world and kept going to war with them. We were just managing little
tiny wars under the Eisenhowers and the [President John F.] Kennedys
and so forth.
The head of NASA, the second head of NASA, was James E. Webb, who
was the youngest director of the Bureau of the Budget still in the
history of the United States when he worked for [President Harry S.]
Truman just after the war. He was from Tallyho, North Carolina. By
god, you hadn’t lived and felt the enthusiasm and the hot breath
of somebody from North Carolina till you met Mr. Webb. He could talk.
He’d burn the wall. He could talk so fast and so furious, and
brighter than hell, and he was awfully proud of that fact. He was
thirty-six or thirty-five. He was Director of the Office of the Budget.
And then he’d gone to work for one of the major oil companies,
and that’s how he got the NASA job.
Lyndon just started polling the oil troops, much like [Vice President
Richard] Chaney got his job in Houston, and they said, “Oh,
yeah, this fellow Webb, he’s from Washington, got a law degree
at George Washington University, and he’d be the one.”
So he became the second NASA Administrator. It was well into February
before he got the job, which it sounds like he wasn’t there
after the election. A lot of those jobs are at least identified in
November, or in typical early December. And he didn’t get appointed—I
think it was middle of February. But he sure as hell understood how
Washington worked and where the money came from and how it got spent.
And he really moved out and anybody could—I certainly appreciated
his abilities, and he must have appreciated mine a little bit, because
when I—I don’t know, after Mercury, I began to wonder
about this damn space stuff.
Kennedy had decided we were going to go to the Moon and everything,
and that was a one-person kind of an announcement. Hell, he just seemed
to get that idea, and nobody else had thought of it, and he goes up
to a joint session, “I think this country should go to the Moon,
and not because it’s easy, because it’s hard.” Christ,
people would say, “Wow! “I mean Democrats, Republicans,
everybody. There was only one vote against that offering, and I think
it was [Charles] Grassley from Iowa, who was in the House then: They
asked him why he voted against it, and he said, well, he didn’t
think any vote ought to go through unanimously, and it didn’t.
Now, in ’62, after Mercury was all said and done for, I guess
it ended in June of ’63, I got, among other things, got one
hell of a nice offer from IBM [International Business Machines] to
go to work in Washington as the Vice President for Public Relations,
and IBM was—boy, they were at the top of their game, and they
still are doing pretty well. But they decided to reorganize. They
were going to have a Washington kind of division or an electronics
aviation, space. Jesus, this thing was made in heaven, and somebody
put my name on it.
I was courted, and I went up to New York, and had a dinner with the
people and passed the first test. I was all set to go. I didn’t
have much sympathy or there weren’t any tears. We could do without
this space stuff. But then it got down to the crunch, and I was supposed—I
guess it was sometime in July, and I was to go back to New York that
evening and give IBM my final answer. And I was just walking out of
the office about five o’clock in Washington to go catch the
shuttle to go to a restaurant on the east side of New York, and the
phone rang, and it was Webb’s secretary. She said, “Paul,
Mr. Webb would like to see you the first thing in the morning.”
I said, “About what?”
She said, “I’m not sure, but I think it’s about
that job in Houston.” She thought it was, you know. Well, here
I am put in the box of do I go ahead and cash in or what.
I decided not to, or I decided to delay it, and I called New York,
said I couldn’t make it. The next morning, he called me over,
and in the typical James E. Webb style, he launched a 182-word sentence
that got into the possibility that we might go to war with Vietnam.
Hell, no, they hadn’t any ideas. This was two years before Lyndon
and Vietnam. But he said, “There may be some widespread wars
involving the U.S. and Southeast Asia,” and in light of that,
and in light of—I didn’t know what the hell he was talking
about, but he was into one of these marathon Webb sentences that ran
from here to the South Pole, and sort of at the end of all that, he
said, “So for those and other reasons, would you mind going
to Houston, take over as Public Affairs?”
And I said, “I thought you’d never ask.” So I went
to Houston.
Johnson:
Did you reorganize the office when you got there?
Haney:
Yes, but it was a hell of a lot of fun then, particularly at the end
of that period: I had to on a very special occasion. I was working
for a wonderful guy named [Dyer] Brainerd Holmes, who was brought
in and sort of organized the Gemini and the Apollo. He introduced
everybody to computers and showed them how this could—everybody
could look at the computer every night and know where everything else
was. Among other happenings, I was—he literally, Holmes, stuck
his head in my office one day at noon and said, “Could you go
to Paris tonight? We’ve got a big thing on in the morning there,
and it would require someone of your stature.”
I said, “Shit, I try to make it to Paris at least once a week.”
[Laughter] I was kidding, you know
He said, “No, I’m serious.”
I said, “Hell, I don’t even have a passport.”
He says, “We’ll get you a passport.”
“I’ll take that as a yes.”
Caught a plane out of New York about seven o’clock, and literally,
the first person that I shook hands with on French soil was [President]
Charles de Gaulle, which wasn’t bad for openers, you know. He
wasn’t from Ohio, but he didn’t talk about that.
On the plane going over there, I’d been working all night on
this French. I’d taken two years in high school and two years
in college, and I’d ripped up more paper trying to think of
something cavalier to say in French because I was sure he didn’t
speak any English. And this was the first introduction of the Apollo
Program in Europe, and particularly in France, and the guy who was
supposed to do it had one of these huge medical breakdowns or something,
had to go into the hospital, appendicitis, I don’t know what.
So I don’t know why in the hell they asked me to do it.
But I get over there, and I got into this little run in French as
I got out of the car, and literally De Gaulle walked up and stuck
his hand out. He was about six-five, and I’m only six feet.
He just towered over. And I started rambling on in this high school
French. He put his arm around me, and he said, “Would you be
more comfortable in English?” [Laughter] I couldn’t do
anything but laugh, and I said, “Thank you, sir. Thank you.”
And we got along famously then for the rest of the day. But that was
a nice greeting.
Johnson:
I imagine so.
Haney:
And we were able to run around, and I came back through Ireland, where
my father had grown up, western Ireland, and the White House said,
“Be sure and mention that the President will be along there
soon.” So I told everybody I was advancing Kennedy’s first
visit to Ireland. I wasn’t, but it was a nice excuse to go to
Ireland.
And I did get to see the house my dad had grown up in, who was still
alive back in Ohio. And I looked at his grades in the first and second
grade, and they still had the original paperwork in the bottom drawer
of this teacher’s—the National Irish School, and I just
couldn’t believe that. I got home, and I called my dad, and
I said, “How come you missed two weeks in February of 1896?”
And he said, “How did you know that?”
I said, “I went down to the school and asked.”
He says, “My god.” He hadn’t been back there in
forty or fifty years.
Anyhoo, it was some of the splash that was coming up. There was this
huge parade in New York after John’s flight, and that was in
’62, but that was for everybody. All the seven kind of celebrated
that as one. And no other group did that quite like they did. They
just had a pact that certain things were group undertakings, and that
was one. John got the flight, but to them, it could have been anybody
else. And that was one hell of a parade. They threw more paper on
John Glenn than they did on Lindbergh. And the actual tonnage—and
I don’t think that’s been equaled since. Maybe it has
with the Yankees. They’ve won so many times. So then we got
down in Houston.
Johnson:
I was going to ask you about your open-door policy and how you approached
your job in Houston. Did you have to fight for that right to get the
information out to the public, or was that something that was accepted?
Haney:
Oh, “fight” might be a hard—I might use that, but
it was difficult because it was an engineering world, and I was not
an engineer, and I kept trying to suggest to them, you know, if you
wanted a pilot, hire a pilot. But I was in the information business,
and here are some of the things we should do. And I did get in touch
with the senior people in Houston.
Mrs. [Oveta Culp] Hobby was still alive. She had been President Eisenhower’s—she
was the first Secretary of Health, Education and Welfare. In fact,
I went to that press conference when I worked at the Star, and she
didn’t remember me. But one of the first places I went was the
Post in Houston, and, god, she looked like one of the senior ladies
out in the desert. I remember she turned around in this cane chair,
which was kind of a dramatic movement, one of these South Seas movies,
and I said, “Gee, you didn’t look that good at your press
conference.” She’d run the WAC, too, during World War
II: She said, “Oh, were you there, too?” Then she kind
of warmed up a little.
But she was one of about a half a dozen people that really made that
center happen in Houston. That was one of the most incredible things
in the country. That was the last big national construction deal where
a town went out seeking it, and they got it, and they made damn sure
they got it. They had Exxon signed up for 2,000 acres out there in
the Bay Area, and there were no accidents. And they had the law firms.
They had all the title grants. I’ve never seen anything so—I
may still have a copy of the original legal document that conveyed
that to the government. But they gave it to the government. They didn’t
sell it like so many other places in California in selling shipyards
and space deals. They wanted that, and they were damn happy to get
it and didn’t attempt to run it in any way, but they were sure
happy when Webb, who was running Kerr-McGee [phonetic] in Oklahoma,
but they all had a Houston kind of directory or that’s where
home was, even though something like Kerr-McGee in Oklahoma.
And there was that effort on the local level, and I can’t give
you a better for-instance than after Gemini IV, which was a big, big
Gemini flight, EVA [Extravehicular Activity] and Ed [Edward H.] White
[II] and the walk in space, and certainly the biggest—it was
bigger than any of the Mercury flights as far as crowds and interest,
and it was something that we were trying like hell to beat the Russians
in, but we didn’t succeed again. They beat us by a few months.
They just seemed to keep doing that.
After that flight—it was a four-day flight in early June of
’65, and after the flight, we were having a little post-flight
party, as we so often did, at the home of one of the pilots. The pilots
got home a few days after the flight from the Cape, and invariably
about twenty or twenty-five people would be called and show up and
hoist a few rounds around dinnertime in honor of the occasion. I remember
you could hardly hear it, but somebody was knocking at Ed’s
back door, and I went over and answered it, and it was James [A.]
Baker [Secretary of State] and [President] George Bush the First,
and they had come to the servants’ entrance. And I’ve
kidded Bush about that since. And Baker just introduced himself, and
he said, “Ed sort of suggested we might want to come around.
There was going to be a party tonight.”
“Come right on in.”
And Ed was one super Republican. In fact, I remember in his Life piece,
just before that flight, he said something about the blood in his
veins felt red, white, and blue. I mean, it was just so patriotic
and so Republican. I didn’t try to talk those guys out of much
of that stuff. I said, “Come on, Ed. This sounds like you’re
the opening statement at a Republican National Convention.”
He said, “No, that’s the way I felt.” I couldn’t
talk him out of it.
But that’s the way James Baker and George Bush—and hell,
Baker’s still at Rice [University] [Houston, Texas], they’re
still running that institute, which is getting larger and larger.
It’s like one of those outfits. The Cato Institute in Washington
is a wholly owned subsidiary of the Post and the Hobby family, has
been for years. I don’t know where this other thing is going
at Rice [University], but they have a large oil interest in that school,
and it’s getting larger. I see people on CNN explaining what
the President of Venezuela is going to do next week in oil. And more
and more I’ve gotten a lot of questions and circulars from them.
Anyway, Houston was all for that there space center, and there was
never any question about that.
Johnson:
You were talking about Gemini IV. That was the first one, of course,
from Houston where the mission control and also long duration of the
type.
Haney:
Four days, yes.
Johnson:
Did you do the commentary on that?
Haney:
Oh yes. We did three out of the Cape, and it was kind of like another
Mercury flight, because it only lasted three revs [revolutions]. It
was typical of Mercury. It was just kind of get it up and get it down,
and let’s declare a big victory, first down or something.
Johnson:
How did you learn the commentary?
Haney:
We’d been doing a lot of that in Mercury.
Johnson:
Had you done any commentary in Mercury?
Haney:
Yes. All the Mercury flights, for the most part, were fairly short.
The Mercury flight before the last, Wally Schirra’s flight,
was nine hours, but, hell, that was like one good shift in a simulation.
But then Gordo’s [L. Gordon Cooper, Jr.] flight, the last Mercury
flight, was thirty-five hours. So we had to have an overnight shift,
and I was the overnight shiftee, and I’d worked all the simulations,
kept track of them.
That’s what was really interesting, when [Christopher C.] Kraft
[Jr.] just took a lot of those people down to the Cape, and they literally
lost their names. They became FIDO, and whatever their function was
in the control center. And for months at a time down there, and they’d
go to dinner and say, “Hey, FIDO, pass the salt,” or,
“Give me that ketchup.” And they lost their name tag,
birthday tag identities of their own making.
John [S.] Llewellyn, [Jr.] was one of the ones that made it to the
thing in Washington the other night. It was supposed to be an Apollo
17 deal, because it was all vectored to when Apollo 17 geared up and
left the Moon on December 14th, 1972 or ’73, and that was the
last of the great Apollo: Hell, I was working for two outfits in Europe.
I don’t know why I got invited. But some of those old people,
going back to Mercury, decided, I guess, that I should be there. Plus,
Jack Schmitt was a local boy up in Albuquerque [New Mexico].
That’s an interesting story. Jack and the present Democratic
senator—what the hell is his name—not the Republican,
but the Democrat—both graduated in the same high school class
from little Silver City, New Mexico. Maybe there were twenty-five
kids in that class. Both of them became U.S. senators, Schmitt because
the Mexican who was in office and had been—I can’t remember
his name. Somebody in his office got his hand in the cookie jar or
something, and they had to throw him out of office, and Schmitt put
his hand up, and it’s about 1976 or ’74, just after 17.
Hell, he’s about the hottest thing in New Mexico, the hottest.
He already had a Ph.D. in hard-rock geology. He wrote his thesis on
some rill in northern Norway. His dad taught hard-rock geology at
Harvard [University], and he had one hell of a time making—he
came in as a science kind of pilot, and they sent him over to Phoenix
to learn to fly, and, god, that was a terrible undertaking, where
it seemed like he would—he didn’t mind getting up and
taking on all these dirty redneck pilots, and they hated the scientists,
particularly the ones like Schmitt and like the other guy who wound
up landing on the Moon early, but had a Ph.D., [Eugene E.] Aldrin.
But there was a tremendous clash there, but I’ve always been
amazed that a little country school system like Silver City could
produce two U.S. senators who graduated in the same high school class.
I mean, you take all these other huge schools in New York and Harvard
and Yale [University], and they produce lots of Presidents and other
things, but not two from the same class. End of case.
Johnson:
Let’s talk about some of the press briefings that began in ’64.
Haney:
The general topic. I felt like we owed—that we just shouldn’t
go down and fly missions every—and Gemini was easier. We flew
ten missions, ten manned missions in nineteen months, and we’ve
never come close since, even the Shuttle thirty years later. And we
flew every six or seven weeks. There was a certain sense that, “Well,
we ought to be doing this, because that’s what we’ll be
doing thirty years from now after Apollo. But whatever it is, we should
show people that we can do it.”
Then it seemed like you’d get locked into a mission, and every
mission had different little simulation effects. But we were very
well schooled. Hell, I had fifteen commentators, and every one of
them knew the whole damn mission. Some of those things were going
ten and twelve days. Gemini ’76, I think, went fourteen days,
part of it. They’d get up there, and Borman—that was the
weekend of the Army-Navy game, so they had a sign, “Beat Army,”
or Schirra had it. That was their greeting.
I just felt like we should be—because of this, I was trying
to build the relationship with Houston, and I managed to eventually,
even though I was accused of other things. But I didn’t think
we should make all of our news out of the control center, that it
should happen on a regular weekly basis, because that, in fact, is
how it happened that things would happen industrially on the West
Coast or wherever, or out here at White Sands where they are constantly
testing the little shape-up kind of systems. God, they fired those
things for ten years. I’ve never figured out what they did,
but they sure as hell spent a lot of time on the thrusters, and they
needed them on one of the flights, Gemini VIII.
But I felt like we should be just handling whatever was the top of
the news every week, Tuesday or Friday, I think it was Friday, and
it seemed to go over it. The only people that got unhappy with it
were various sections in Washington. I don’t know whether they
were unhappy because we weren’t making the information co-equal,
a joint release or whatever, but I never liked that, and we had gotten
into that in the very early days.
We did some Moon flights out of JPL [Jet Propulsion Laboratory, Pasadena,
California] in the very early days. In fact, one of the first things
I worked on was a Moon flight in January of ’59 or thereabouts.
I talked to some guy in Los Angeles for thirty-six hours on the progress
of Pioneer 3, and it was a long telephone conversation, but it kind
of introduced me—we were so happy, we only missed the Moon by
20,000 miles. Everybody was cheering. “Wow! Twenty thousand!
Damn!.” You’d think we’d done a long pass.
But I felt like that there should be a news space. And another, along
about that same time, I really started bucking the trend, because,
as I told you earlier, NACA had had this history of opening a center,
one center every three years to the public, and usually it was just
to the employee families. They never made much noise about it, and
they’d bring the wife and the kids down and show them where
they worked. But I thought that we ought to just have an open house
on Sunday and let the people come out and see what the hell—we
just put exhibits in Building 1, which was my building, and then the
buildings got renumbered. You can tell there was a little politics
going on. Somehow [Center Director Robert R.] Gilruth’s building
became Building 1. That was Building 2 under the original drawings
for the center.
But we had some exhibits there anyway, and we added a few more. And
one Sunday in June of probably ’64, that center opened in April
of ’64, and I think it was June or July, sometime that summer,
I thought I’d just see what it would bring, and my god, there
was an amazing traffic tie-up on the Gulf Freeway. The Gulf Freeway
has forever been under construction since day one.
In fact, I’ve got to tell you, the first time I saw the property,
the site of the Manned Spacecraft Center, was from an airplane two
days after [Hurricane] Carla in 1961, September of ’61. Carla
was one of the worst hurricanes that visited that particular area,
just kicked the dogshit out of the bay. It came up in the bay like
no other hurricane has, and they’ve gone other places. But it
went up in the bay, and that property at ground zero, where the site
is, was only sixteen feet above sea level.
After that storm, there was a—I’ll never forget it. NASA
ran a DC-3 kind of transport service three days a week and would start
at the Cape and go up to Langley and drop people off. Or if you worked
in Washington, you stayed on another 150 miles. And they did that
three times a week. This particular day, we took the shuttle back
from the Cape, and we went to Houston, just to say we’d been
there. We were about to announce the fact that it was going to be
the site, only the damn hurricane came along. That’s how Dan
Rather got a job in New York. He was working in Galveston, and he
almost got pulled off the 45th Street exit. There are still a lot
of film of that.
As we came in over the bay, I said, “Where the hell—where’s
the center? Where’s the center going to be?”
And the guy says, “Well, that shrimp boat where you see, that’s
going to be kind of the middle.” He had a big blueprint.
I said, “You’re kidding me.” The first thing I thought,
it was going to be like an offshore oil platform. I thought, goddamn,
how novel to put a space center out in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico.
Because that’s what it looked like. It was still under water,
and this shrimp boat had stuck right where Building 1 became. I wish
I had a snapshot of that.
Then we went on back to Washington. That little shuttle thing was
a lot of fun. I rode the hell out of it.
Walt [Walter C.] Williams, who was one of the major—he taught
Chris Kraft how to be an operations person, and he was born in New
Orleans and went to LSU [Louisiana State University], and he loved
to drink. I tried to hold him back. But I can remember one time at
Langley going into the Officers’ Club, and we decided to stock
up—we each bought a gallon of martinis, and we sold them on
the shuttle between Langley and touchdown, only 150 miles away. It
was a forty-five-minute flight. But we got our money back from the
other passengers, and nobody had figured that out.
But that was quite a—to see that thing for the first time. We
delayed the announcement of the Manned Spacecraft Center because of
the damn hurricane. It began to put in question whether we had the
damn thing on a platform, but then it went away, and we went ahead
and said, “Ah, they don’t have these things very often,”
which is why I finally moved from that area.
In ’83, we had three hurricanes in about eight weeks. I was
driving out to the coast, and I stopped in East El Paso and bought
the house, and didn’t even go see it until I came back and became
kind of intrigued with desert life, although there were a hell of
a lot of sandstorms down there that April and October. We’ve
never had a standstorm up here. But we know—we can see the clouds
when they’re having them down below.
Johnson:
In Chris Kraft’s book, he made the statement in the book, “Haney
understood the need to feed the press,” and he talked about
the news center and how you got the information to the press.
Haney:
Yes. Chris became a great help, but at first he had some very strange
ideas, and he kept deferring to Williams during the Mercury Program.
He’d say, “That’s all Walt’s area. Talk to
him.” And we wound up with a pretty good arrangement.
Shorty sat next to Walt in the control center, and I sat right behind
the glass and had access to everything else, and I was usually talking
to a few people in Washington that had needed to know.
The best thing that happened about the Mercury Program was going into
Al Shepard’s first flight. We still didn’t have a very
disciplined—I’d asked for an information program where
we’d reach a point where everything would become available at—I
guess the first time around was about T minus seventy-two hours, three
days before the flight, where everything became real time. And during
the mission everything would be reportable on a real-time basis. That
was not the case under the various Air Force or Army launches. They
held the provision was fire in the tail, and nothing was to be released
until that thing lifted off, and then only prescribed statements that
had been approved beforehand. And if something did something before—if
it turned over and started heading for one of the larger cities in
Florida, you’d say it an event of an unexpected nature happened,
and it was all prescribed, no matter what it did, and you just looked
like a goddamned idiot, particularly with television that would set
up outside the Cape and were taking a feed, and nobody could stop
them from taking that picture, although the Air Force tried a few
times. We just looked ridiculous.
And I had pitched Glennan, and he had passed it around through the
senior council, and during the first two years when we got down, we
launched some Vanguards and some other things where we looked like
idiots, and I’d written this thing up to go to a real-time use
of all the circuits. I remember I’d lose every time, and Glennan
would come back and pat me on the head and say, “They still
don’t like it much.”
And I’d say, “How bad was it?”
He’d said, “Thirteen to one,” or twelve to one as
senior council.
But when Webb came aboard, we were a hell of a lot closer to—well,
it was right on the Shepard flight, I decided to pitch it again in
particularly, and Webb said, “I don’t want it. I’m
not interested. See what they say about it at the White House.”
And that had never happened before.
We took it over and gave it to [Press Secretary Pierre] Salinger,
and I was down in Florida at the news center, and I got a call from
the President’s office, Mrs. Lincoln. I remember she never called
me again. That was Kennedy’s main secretary. And she said, “The
President would like a word with you.”
I said, “Well, he’s allowed.”
There I am sitting in the middle of this motel, and then he sort of
got on. Salinger got on the line and said, “Paul, the President’s
wondering about that escape rocket on the Mercury. He wondered what
the history of it is.” You could tell what kind of a gambler
he was. And I’d just read something a night or two before, that
it had worked fifty-six or fifty-seven out of fifty-eight tests, and
the little solid rocket that was to pull everything off and get your
laundry out of the way free. I had the answer right there, and I could
hear Salinger. There was something else going on in the background,
and then a little laughter. And then he said, “The President
says go ahead. Give it a go. See if it works.”
I remember throwing that goddamn telephone up as high as I could,
and it hit the ceiling and double-dribbled off. And that was the phone
call that put the Public Information Program in business. I never
did get anything signed. All the engineers wanted something signed
in triplicate and notarized, and I asked Salinger about it later,
and he said, “Oh, shit, we don’t sign this stuff. You
did the right thing.” And he said, “He liked the outcome.”
And I certainly liked the outcome, because that changed forever the
Information Program, and it just got better and better as we improved
on it. It went through some more bumps.
I don’t know what the hell they’re doing today, but you
can’t do any better than real time. Particularly I remember
in Gemini VIII, we had one of the first real incidents aboard when
we had a problem when the spacecraft started rolling up, because some
thrusters got stuck. At first, they thought we’d just docked
with another vehicle, and they figured it was the other vehicle, because
it hadn’t flown before. It was independently launched. And they
backed off from the other vehicle, and the damn rotation got worse.
It was Neil Armstrong and Dave [R.] Scott. And they had to use most
of the juice you’d normally reserve for coming in to get the
damn rotation stopped. And it was a real melodrama because we were
in the Pacific [Ocean] and you were going forty minutes without any
contact. We noticed it over Africa, and then it was forty minutes
to Australia from South Africa. And we got into Australia, and Neil
was breathing again. He said, “We finally got it stopped, but
we need to come down soon.”
And they came down one rev [revolution] after that, and I remember
Kraft looking over his shoulder, and he said, “We’re going
to China.” To me.
And I said, “We are?”
They came down about a mile and a half off Kemoi [phonetic] Island.
Kemoi and Matsu are Chinese islands. And, boy, the Chinese were just
raising hell. And the thought was, “Boy, we’d better land
that thing in the right bay or we’re in deep trouble,”
because the Chinese weren’t going to be any help at all. They
were going to do to those people what the Hawaiians did to Captain
Cook. They threw him in the stewpot, if you remember.
Anyway, we didn’t go to China, but that was about as close as
I’ve ever been to going to China. We started taking suitcases,
clothes, to launches, and had a special DOD [Department of Defense]
flight laid on. A team would go to wherever the spacecraft was, and
we didn’t have to, because it came down, it was a lot easier
for the Navy to pick it up, and then they took it to Hong Kong or
somewhere, big airport, and sent them home. But it was pretty exciting.
One of the biggest television shows at that time was an ABC show called
Lost in Space, half an hour, and we were competing with Lost in Space
during that evening, 8:00 to 8:30 or something like that. And when
the Lost in Space people put up a bulletin or something, or broke
into the program, there were a hell of a lot of calls, particularly
in New York, who said they didn’t give a damn about this NASA
stuff. They wanted the program, and they wanted to know what happened.
They got delayed somehow. That showed you how quickly they’d
gotten over all the mystery of these launches. And that was damn close.
Johnson:
I think we’re going to stop for just a minute.
[Tape
recorder turned off.]
Johnson:
I was going to ask you about the change-of-shift briefings and how
that came about and if you had to coach the flight directors and the
center directors and whoever was involved in those, or if that was
something that came easy to them, or is that something that you had
to—
Haney:
That was a relatively easy thing. At first, I think there was a lot
of fear. That’s a good question, because usually there was—if
there was a problem in the flight, it was fairly specific to, well,
the electric circuits, say, or in liftoff, if the engine hadn’t
performed just like it should have, then the liftoff guy would, other
than the Air Force, and they were all down at the Cape.
We had a couple of interesting little run-ins on that, but to get
to your question about on a change-of-shift basis, it was something
that I worried the hell out of, that the engineers would get up on
the briefing stage and say, “Well, we just don’t know
yet. We haven’t analyzed the data,” which would be a typical
engineering cover-your-ass kind of position.
But as we got more and more into it, people like Chris Kraft or the
lead flight director, I just got a whole new appreciation for Chris.
I began to try to think of happenings that would stymie him, and I
usually couldn’t. And even when, a couple of times, when I knew
he was running on really thin oxygen trying to explain something,
he was so damn convincing, god, he’d win me over with the first
fifty words, and what an asset. And he defended the—he had that
integrity.
When we first got into—and it was more so—in Mercury,
we didn’t need change of shifts, because one shift was it, except
for Gordo’s flight. And we did have a little change-of-shift
briefing, had an overnight thing. We said, “Gordo went to sleep.”
I was trying to work out something with Gordo, something else that
was going on with Gordo, that he was having a strange dream, and that
would have been a first in space, but I couldn’t justify it.
So it was in Mercury then when we got into these much long, much longer
missions, twelve, ten, fourteen days, and they really got kind of
hairy when Dick [Richard Francis] Gordon [Jr.] would run out of oxygen,
and they’d get into medical kinds of things, but it wasn’t
terribly easy. But from the mechanical standpoint, Kraft really earned
his money. He had one hell of an ability as a person, I think.
I remember I was helping the guy who wrote his book for him, who used
to work for the [Houston] Chronicle and died suddenly here about a
year ago. I called up Chris and asked him if he knew his co-writer
had bit the dust, and he says, yeah, he’d just gotten the call
about it.
Johnson:
Kraft had the ability to—and I saw it in many ways—to
bring out the very, very best in people, including me. He would literally
just—I’ve never about a very good golfer, for instance.
Kraft has been a superior golfer all his life. And for some damn fool
reason, he used to ask me, if he needed a fourth, to play when we
were in Florida or at home or wherever. And invariably, I would start
trying hard. I shot the best game of golf in my life playing with
Chris, and I gave him all the credit for it. He just has an absolute
genius for that. And he did it in so many ways. He’d extract
that little mechanical way from all those people sitting on consoles
and all down through the—and what a nice gift. And how we’d
get into the—after a while, get into Apollo was a little hairier
because it was farther from home, and it would take you two or three
days to get home no matter what. But even then, you felt like that
somehow that the whole engineering community would have anticipated
whatever the problem was. And Kraft could explain it. Extraordinary.
He was a little bit narrow going into it, which was my unhappiness
with so many of the engineers. He was very worried about the frequencies
that were used during Project Mercury, and under no circumstances
did he want PAO putting those in the press kit and broadcasting them
to the world. He was sure the Russians were going to come out there
and sit in trawlers offshore, and somehow jam the frequencies and
make it so they couldn’t communicate.
I suppose if the Russians really were serious about launching the
things during the early Kennedy administration from as close as Cuba,
that it was a possibility, because they did show up with a trawler
every once in a while out there, but they never tried to do—and
I’m not sure what the hell he had in mind, but it was something
terrible. And he always, when it got really down to it, he always
reserved the right to—he would say that, depending on his judgment—he
only told me this two or three times, and I got so tired of hearing
it that I never went back, but he reserved the right to cut Public
Affairs off, to shut down our microphone.
And I’d say, “That’s not within your right. I mean,
you’re running this thing technically, but you’re not
running it from a—.”
And he’d say, “Yeah? Well, let’s just see about
that.”
And so there was that unhappiness, but it all kind of came together
nicely, like a Wagnerian opera, and they play the [demonstrates] the
last chorus, and it never got pushed.
And we had tremendous good things. We were talking earlier about trying
to get the community involved, and we went to this—god, what
a hell of a sales job that was to the senior staff, of a two-hour
Sunday one shot “Let’s see how it works, see if anybody
gives a damn.”
And we created the biggest traffic jam in the history of the Gulf
Freeway, and that same weekend down in Galveston, they were showing
off the USS Texas for the first time, they had almost nobody show
up for the Texas. Boy, I really took flight at the—I felt a
little bad for the Navy, which I had been an unhappy member of during
the Korean War.
But, my god, and that was it. From then on, I think we started opening
very shortly every two hours every Sunday afternoon. And then it got
to be Saturday and Sunday afternoon, and that was when we had all
the press stuff was across the street, which was something arranged
pretty much by somebody in Washington. I didn’t know about it
until they’d signed a lease on the GE Building, which was Building
6. It really wasn’t all that bad, frankly. We didn’t have
that good of an accommodation on our side, but we should have been
doing it on our side of the building, but what the hell. It was easier
to check the press in and do the change-of-shift briefings and everything
else, which is what we did during Mercury, during Gemini. And then
somewhere along toward the end of Gemini—we were still over
there in Apollo.
Johnson:
When it moved on site in ’65?
Haney:
Yes, because I remember coming up on the January 27th and the fire.
That press conference was held over at Building 6, what we used to
call the GE Building. But then we went about eighteen months there
without flying anything and Apollo just doing all the tests, and at
that time somebody else decided, “Gee, why don’t we do
it on our own front lawn? Why do we go across the street?” And
it was a discussion I decided not to get into, and I let the other
people bang heads. I knew which way I was going by that time.
Johnson:
Did everything come through PAO, or did any of the other directorates
have the ability to release anything to the press?
Haney:
No, there was never an interest. They all said that was—and
they just hoped that we’d get it right, and we didn’t
always do that. There was a lot of pulling and tugging between [Donald
K.] Deke Slayton’s [Director of Flight Crew Operations] office
and mine, because particularly as we got into Apollo, we developed
a plan for each flight where we’d take the crew and we were
trying to expose the contractors. And we did some of this in Gemini,
too. I remember the first Gemini flight we did a thing up in Baltimore.
The Martin Company was a major contractor on the Gemini. And we did
something out in the Maryland countryside with the crew, [Virgil I.]
Gus [Grissom] and John [W.] Young. That sort of set the stage.
We did a thing in San Diego [California] for one of the boosters,
where one of the boosters was made. I’ve forgotten whether it
was—hell, that might have been Mercury. It was fairly early.
And they had several astronauts out there, and, god, they had twenty
or thirty thousand workmen out in the yard at noon, and hardhats and
everything. Gus was supposed to make a speech, and he got this long,
twenty-minute introduction from a Vice President of the company and
Gus finally stood up and said, “Do good work,” and sat
back down. [Laughter] The shortest speech in the history of speechifying.
But the crew, they just loved it. “Oh! More!” Whistle.
Beat on their hardhats. The shortest speech in the history of the
space program.
Johnson:
You had some interest in putting television cameras as early as the
Gemini flights.
Haney:
Yes.
Johnson:
Of course, that didn’t happen.
Haney:
Not much luck. I’ve forgotten which Gemini it was, but we were
kidding afterwards, it looked like we took a picture of a black cat
in a coal mine, because you couldn’t see a damn thing except
the little squiggles in the light, and for some reason it wasn’t
tried again. There was some effort to put a camera on the last Mercury
flight, but it didn’t happen, so it wound up on one of the early
Geminis. And, frankly, we were doing so many other things.
But there was one hell of a struggle. You could see it coming years
away, and for some reason the dammed—the crew as much as anything,
and they were sort of bargaining for other things with the powers-that-be,
and they knew what our position was, and I just held from day one.
I said, “You can’t tell me you don’t want a stationary
camera on the Moon that shows that LM [lunar module] lifting off,”
because there was no backup in the LM system. It just had one fundamental
way of igniting and going up. The only system in all of space that
had no backup. And if that damn thing didn’t ignite or the sparkplug
didn’t work, you didn’t get off the Moon, and there was
no other way to get you.
So just on the basis of that, I said, “You can’t tell
me you don’t want a camera that’s stationary and sitting
there, just to take that picture and forward up the signal up to the
other spacecraft going around or back to Goldstone” or wherever.
And people would say yes. God, this went on for years. It started
about ’64 or ’65, during the Gemini Program. And I can
remember we had a big “This is where we are” kind of a
deal one day in late ’65 in the auditorium, and we had at least
a thousand people had come in from all over the world to get the status
on Apollo, which was flying little flights here and there we’d
sprinkle in between Geminis. Flew the first mile over here at White
Sands, literally the first mile. It was an abort test, and it went
up one mile, and it worked, but we had a whole crew that came out.
I remember Sigurd [A.] Sjoberg, who has since died, who was very close
to Kraft, ran that thing out here, and he did a wonderful job. And
I did a kind of a half-ass report. We had pretty good press pull out
on that.
But I got to learn a little about New Mexico. First time I came out
to New Mexico, I remember renting a car, and Salinger had said that
President Kennedy was coming out to New Mexico, and he wanted to do
a little space thing. Where should he stop? Las Cruces, El Paso, or
Holloman? Holloman is just west of Alamogordo here.
He heard that I was coming out here for something. It was my first
trip out there. I got off the airplane in El Paso, and started out
10, which wasn’t completed. It was just the side road. The middle
of it wasn’t done yet. I got into the damnedest dust storm I’ve
ever seen halfway to Las Cruces, and I finally found a field to pull
off in, and I just sat there. After about an hour, hour and a half,
I was able to go outside, get outside of the car. The car did not
have any paint on it. I don’t know whether you remember, there
was some guy in Boston was making cars in Ireland. They were called
D’Orleans [phonetic], and they were gray metal, and that’s
exactly what that little Ford rental car looked like. It didn’t
have a spec of paint from here to there. I was pretty proud of it.
And they didn’t charge me extra to paint it, because, apparently,
that had happened to some other cars. But what a sterling—anyway,
where the hell are we? Oh. Kennedy finally stopped at Holloman and
stayed about two hours, didn’t go anywhere, made all the mayors
come over to him. but that was the first space stop in this area,
in ’62, I guess.
Speaking of which, there’s a fairly small little group who attended
“the last supper,” as we call it, with him, which was
held down at the Rice, the night before he went to Dallas, and he
got into a speech, me and about 400 other people, about the space
center, and he was talking about an upcoming Apollo flight that was
going to put up the largest weight. Every time Apollo flew, it put
up more weight than the last one, and that was in November. And the
line in his speech was something like, “And, God willing, if
everything works out in January, this nation will place in space the
largest payload in the history of the world.” Well, instead
of payload, he said, “The largest payroll in the history of
the world.” [Laughter] And everybody in the audience did what
you did; they sort of tittered. Kennedy was such an incredible speaker.
I never have heard of him making even that much of a mistake in any
speech he ever gave.
We used to run around Washington when I was still at the Star, and
if he was speaking somewhere in town, people would go to hear him,
just like you might hear a jazz saxophonist in New York who was going
to play between seven and eight at a certain bar in the Village. And
when he said payroll, he stopped, and he said, “Well, as a matter
of fact, it will be the largest payroll, and you people in Houston
should appreciate it.” And that really destroyed the audience.
And he even laughed a little bit at that. But that’s the only
mistake I think he ever made in a speech. If he’d waited a day,
he’d gone through all his life without making a mistake. Anyhoo—
Johnson:
I was going to ask you about during the mid-sixties, and you mentioned
the Apollo 1 fire earlier. During that time period, there were some
astronauts that, unfortunately, were killed in various accidents.
How did PAO deal with that?
Haney:
Pretty easily. I can remember one. I can’t remember his name
now, but he was from Quanah [phonetic], Texas, the only time I’ve
ever heard of Quanah, Texas. I’m not sure where it is today.
But I know I was up at the Air Force Academy in Colorado Springs [Colorado]
making a talk about Apollo. God, we really wore them airlines out,
and it just seemed like everybody was running around the world making
talks about Apollo, and you couldn’t get enough of it.
But I can remember I got a call from somebody who said they were going
out from Houston to Quanah, wherever in the hell it is. I think it’s
somewhere between here and Dallas. And that this guy had run his car
into something, and was no more, or a few little things like that.
But first the fire was so bizarre and so incredible, and for me it
was even more remarkable. I got divorced that morning at nine o’clock,
and I tell people the day started on a positive note and went to hell.
At nine o’clock in the morning, the decree became final. This
lady, we’d been shadowboxing for a few years. As a result of
the divorce, I needed a car, because she had decided to take the only
able-bodied car we had, so I was out testing a 1961 Nash Rambler,
and my administrative assistant, Roy Alford, knew approximately where
I was, and called, and I’d given him the name that I was going
to this guy’s house to drive this car, and he called me, and
he said, “Kraft was just in here, and he said to get your ass
over to the control center now.”
Aye, aye, sir. And went over there, and it was then about a half an
hour, twenty minutes after the fire, I guess. It was around six o’clock,
five-fifty, something. I never forgot I’d forget the time either.
And we right away started listening to these tapes. Boy, it was just
bizarre as hell. You could tell that—I particularly recognized
Ed White’s voice, and he said things like, “Fire in the
spacecraft,” which was what he’s supposed to do. That
was his job in the middle seat. And he said, “And it’s
a bad fire.” And then I heard the guy on the right. Gus never
said a word. He was just—he was Gus, and he was bound and determined
to get that damn door open, which he never could have, but there was
a lot of scrambling on that tape, and they were very dead by then,
a couple of minutes.
That took another five minutes, I think, to get the damn door—the
door was like a time lock on a bank where you’ve got to turn
certain wheels inside, and that’s what Gus was trying to do.
And then as soon as you turned them inside, somebody else had to turn
them outside. Well, it was so hot outside, nobody could hold on, even
with gloves. And somebody tried. They tried and couldn’t, and
finally, it took at least five minutes to get that damn thing open,
in the middle of which it ruptured and released, which was probably
good.
One of the hoses—I’m sure you can get all this independently—oxygen
hoses had broken loose, and when oxygen is ignited, that’s called
acetylene, and it was like a welder’s torch. It was going around
there, and it took one guy’s head off, almost. Burned right
through the neck. And burned the hell out of White, and Gus was jumping
around. The fire started at Gus’ left knee, in a little box
with too many wires in it, and that radio circuit hadn’t worked
all day. They’d been through the simulation. It kept shutting
down, and they’d retry, and they’d bring North American
out to put a new box in and on and on and on. It wasn’t worth
a damn. They finally got it to where it just literally fried itself.
It was interesting, we’d had some other possibilities of particularly
killing a crew in flight, which was about the worst thing we could
imagine, and we had developed scenarios on how you report this, and
there were several lines of reporting within the government and outside
the government, and that you heard certain timelines to get this done.
I can remember the first pilot we lost—I can’t remember
his name. He was from Dover, Delaware. And he landed a little short
at Ellington [Field], and almost made it over the fence, but he’d
hit a bird in flight, running around Arlington. This was about ’64
on a Saturday morning.
I immediately—I got a call from Deke Slayton that this had happened,
and the first thing I did was call somebody in Washington who was
on the duty desk there, and I said that Lyndon Johnson had been at
the center that week and expressed some interest in it. So I suggested
we try to get ahold of the White House, because of Johnson’s
close—he was campaigning for the job, and he was in a motorcade
in New Jersey, and I knew the press guy. He was a big fat guy from
Milwaukee [Wisconsin], and I once set a record drinking martinis with
him. I drank nineteen, and he only drank eighteen.
But I called them in the motorcade and told them what had happened,
and he said, “That’s interesting, Paul. The President
will want to know that at the next stop,” which was Jersey City
or Philadelphia or something. And then we went ahead and released
the information; just like you would any other accident or something.
But we had developed—“we” in NASA Headquarters,
[Julian] Scheer and I had developed a time line where if you couldn’t
find somebody at the level above you or below, you just went ahead
with it within, I think it was, thirty minutes, so it was time-critical
that you just go ahead and release it. And the onus was on the local—wherever
it happened, the Information Officer closest to it was the senior
person that took it. And this was not just talked about; it was written
down, “This is the way we’re going to proceed,”
because this discussion had been going on for three or four years.
It’s now 1967 in the case of the fire, and we’d developed—we
had that thing, the worst one was the Gemini accident. The Gemini
VIII crew flew their plane into the building in St. Louis where the
spacecraft had been put together. I was at a public affairs meeting
in Washington and went out to Andrews [Air Force Base] and got on
a plane and went to St. Louis, and we were the last plane cleared
to land. It was really a shitty day, the weather, and all I felt was
the ground bumping. Never saw anything. Before I knew, we were on
the ground.
But that, we invoked the local manager, kind of get it out there and
get it out in a hurry, and it worked pretty well. I just hung around
there a couple of days and then went back to Washington for the funeral.
Took the bodies over to Scott Air Force Base across the river. I’d
lived in St. Louis for a couple of years, so that helped a little.
I knew which bars were open.
Anyhoo, going back to the fire, though, for some reason, and particularly
Julian Scheer sort of acted strangely in our opening conversations.
The other part of the plan was wherever it happened, that station
took upon itself to develop the story as needed and put it out as
quickly as possible in greater detail, other than just the bulletin.
And for some reason, Scheer didn’t want much to do the bulletin.
He thought maybe it should be released from the Cape because that’s
where it happened and that’s where the people were. And I said,
“Well, that’s fine, but since the people lived in Houston,
maybe it ought to be kind of an either/or, or a joint effort.”
Jack King and I—King used to work for the AP [Associated Press],
and we had very good relationships, particularly writing bulletins,
and we had this thing written in about twenty minutes, twenty-five
minutes after the fire, and we didn’t get around to releasing
it until an hour, hour and fifteen minutes. The first words—and
it was pretty much cast in a Cape attitude, because that’s where
it had happened. The plan was that the local—wherever the people
were from, would develop the next phase, and Scheer just said, “I’m
not sure we need any more ‘next phase.’”
And I told him how full of shit I thought he was, which I’d
done before, but then I also needed some more leverage, and I got
George [M.] Low into the discussion, and George was aware of all the
planning that had gone into this thing, and here was a classic example.
So, God love George, he hung around. He had several long discussions
with Scheer, as I had on the phone, and then he turned to me, and
he said that “If Scheer doesn’t call you back and tell
you that it’s all right, go ahead and release it at such-and-such
a time on my authority.” I could have kissed him. And Scheer
never called back, and we went ahead and did a full-blown press conference
over in Building 6 with people who knew about what had gone on. It
was really a pretty constructive effort, and all the Houston television
showed, and they became the—feeding the information back, because
the Cape did nothing nearly as coherent as that.
It was that same—I guess it was that same night, four or five
of us got on the plane, [Joseph F.] Shea and some of the Apollo managers
and one or two of the engineers, and went to the Cape, and started
putting things together almost like detectives working a murder, and
I can remember we met a saloon there in downtown Cocoa Beach. It’s
the only time in my life I ever saw Frank Borman drink too much. We
were sitting around in a little place, still there, at the intersection
where the road comes over from Cocoa, and then A1A runs up and down.
It’s the coast road. We’d all had a little bit too much
to drink, but I think Frank must have started much earlier, and we
were having this discussion about what circuits were involved and
here and there, and everybody had little plates of hors d’oeuvres,
and shrimp tails were left, and Frank was making the point, and all
of a sudden, he just put his head down on this plate of shrimp and
went to sleep. We talked over him for a while, and somebody took him
wherever he was staying. But he worked very hard as a member of that
crew inspection board, as a matter of fact, and it gained a lot of
respect for him.
Johnson:
Of course, the program came back, and they did fly.
Haney:
Yes, they came back, and everybody worked like hell and tested things
out. And I’m not sure how they ever resolved the oxygen mix,
but one of the ridiculous things, that we were taking off in pressurized
oxygen, which was just a dedicated way to—we’d done it
all through Mercury and Gemini, and we were going right ahead, and
the Russians kept saying, “Gee, why would you do that?”
And they had this Earth atmosphere at liftoff.
Johnson:
Was there anything specific about any of the Apollo flights that come
to mind for you as far as what PAO was responsible for?
Haney:
Well, we had a tremendous struggle, and it started, as I said, a couple
of years earlier, about the camera. Somehow, I guess, we got yukered
into—that was our main ploy, that we somehow absolutely had
to have that camera. And nobody else—as I say, I think other
offices were using it as a bargaining chip for getting other things,
and they’d change their vote. I can remember not too long before
the flight, I got into the most involved leak of my career where we
leaked certain information to, we’ll say Time magazine, and
they leaked it to NBC, and it was about a three-cushion pool shot
kind of leak, where it minimized where it was going to come back to,
but it had to come back to NASA for resolution. I also felt like it
had to get resolved, because we were getting down close to what was
going to go aboard [Apollo] 11, and we had kind of a camera or two
on 8.
[Tape
recorder turned off.]
Johnson:
You were talking about some of the Apollo flights and coming up to
Apollo 11.
Haney:
Yes. As I said, we were doing more and more expanded things with the
crews, and we had multiple flights involved. I can remember we did
a thing with the—and you had to appreciate the backing-up that
was going on. The [Apollo] 8 crew was pretty much backed up by the
11 crew. I can’t remember what the hell we were doing in El
Paso, but we were down along the river doing some kind of a geology
thing, or maybe it was with the 11 crew, and the 8s were backing up.
It kind of swam together.
But those sort of things, particularly in the field, it was identified
that we’d be in the area to do a walk along the south rim of
the Grand Canyon to see certain kinds of rocks, or that must have
been the case down here along the Rio Grande. But you had to get all
those crews in El Paso or wherever, and keep it to the time and make
sure the local people knew that it was happening and that they didn’t
come down with enough military action to suspend it but just stay
the hell off on one side and watch it. And it, for the most part,
worked, as did particularly a lot of the geology stuff, and there
was lots and lots of it. It seemed kind of spontaneous, but that was
the nicest part of it, that it did seem, over at Kitt Peak in the
south of Tucson [Arizona], the huge operation with the telescope where
they were dedicated—the scientists there didn’t want to
look at the Moon, because the Moon is so close, only 240,000 miles.
Hell, they’d much rather look at something that’s out
there fifty light-years out. But the University of Arizona system
leaned on them hard enough.
I can remember one night going in there with a crew at nearly midnight,
which is one of the best viewing [unclear], and they put in a record
on their PA system, “Fly Me to the Moon,” and it was not
the sort of thing you’d expect from a bunch of hard-nosed people
like that.
But that camera thing, it had been a long-running argument with a
long fuse on it, and it just sort of developed a life of its own,
and damned if we didn’t fly a—I can’t remember what
kind of a camera flew on 8, but some kind of a television camera did
fly, and we got into a big argument on the crew on who took which
still pictures, which Borman swears he took the first Earthrise picture,
and [William A.] Anders or somebody else really took it. I didn’t
know how to break the news to him
Bob Hope showed up down there after the Apollo 7 flight and did a
show from the auditorium, his regular weekly show, which was pretty
well watched. I never could figure out where the hell he got my console
phone number. He called me during the mission, though, just out of
the blue. He said, “Hi. This is Bob Hope.”
I said, “Yeah, and this is—.” Somebody.
He said, “No, this really is Bob Hope.”
“What are you talking about? You’re not Bob Hope.”
He says, “Yeah, I am.”
I said, “Where did you grow up?”
He says, “Well, I was born in England, and then I moved to Cleveland.”
I said, “What part of Cleveland?”
He says, “Oh. You must know Cleveland.”
I said, “Yeah, I know Cleveland. Where did you grow up in Cleveland?”
He named the corner, and I said, “Hi, Bob. What can I do for
you?” He couldn’t have faked that.
That was an interesting deal where he didn’t want to deal with
anybody else in Washington in that show. It was just faster and quicker
and better to do it at the Houston level. And he just about got me
fired on that, particularly because one of the local congressmen wanted
a little piece of that, I think, and never got around to getting it.
But it was a good show.
It was during that mission that this whole thing about the drinking
club that had started at Edwards came out. Are you a—what the
hell? We’ve got a picture of it in there. The original pictures
are in the Smithsonian, and they’re still there. We did fly
a television camera on 7, and Schirra called them the cue cards. One
of them they held up said, “Paul Haney, are you a Turtle?”
Another card said, “Deke Slayton, are you a Turtle?”
Turtles, this was a drinking club formed on the first bar, a place
called Pancho’s at Edwards during World War II, and they’d
sit around thinking up any excuse to get drunk, and sometimes meet
their wives or girlfriends there. I don’t know whether you know
the background on Turtledom or not, the club. It presumed that everybody
had a beast of burden, a donkey or a—and there were four or
five questions, all very suggestive that had a very straight answer,
and let the person trying to answer the question be bemused by the
other answer.
But as a Turtle, if you are ever out in public and you are asked if
you are a Turtle, you were to answer, “You bet your sweet ass
I am,” invoking the donkey or the—and I remember that
during the 7 mission Schirra kept saying, “Has he answered yet?”
meaning me, because if you didn’t, the penalty under the bylaws
of Turtledom is if you didn’t answer, you had to buy a drink
for everybody within earshot who were real Turtles. And we were going
live that afternoon to about 300 million people, including a hell
of a lot of Turtles in Chile and Japan and all over the world, and
we were getting telegrams from them.
That’s the only time Gilruth ever called me into his office
and said, “What is all this ‘Turtle’ shit? Why did
you answer that question? Why did you say, ‘You bet your sweet
ass I am?’” and I had to explain it all.
And he said, “Gee, that’s kind of dumb, isn’t it?”
I said, “Well, those crazy pilots. They get out there at Edwards.
That’s what they came up with.”
Schirra had carried it to he was taking cards that supposedly made
you a member of the outer shell of Turtledom because of that flight.
Anyway, but that was the—and it was Wally’s, that crew’s
way of saying, “That television shit, who needs it?” And
they could use it on jokes like that, which the joke was almost too
successful. But it wasn’t in Gilruth’s eyes. It was strange.
The only time he ever called me up there after a flight or a mission
and said, “Why did we do this?”
Johnson:
You ended up leaving NASA in 1969. Was that before Apollo 11?
Haney:
Just before, yes. I had gotten into—it was kind of a running
thing with Julian Scheer, who came aboard at the end of the Mercury
Program, the first flight he sat in on. He was a consultant for about
a year, and we had a similar background. We both worked for the Knight
organization, John S. Knight, me in Akron, which was Knight’s
hometown, and Julian in Charlotte, North Carolina, at the Observer.
Anyway, Scheer and I more than once got into little hissing matches.
But I remember he came down to the Cape for that last Mercury flight,
and I introduced him to Gilruth. They’d never met. We were at
this big dining hall at downtown Cocoa Beach, and Gilruth was a little
bit loose that night. He’d had his three martinis, which was
about all he needed. And for some damn reason, he did not take a very
warm liking—Gilruth had just enough booze that he was a little
combative, and I remember Gilruth, Julian, and I were standing here,
and I said, “This is our new Administrator of Public Affairs
in Washington,” and Gilruth got up and drew back to hit him.
I’d never seen Bob in such a combative mode, but I guess he
had just enough booze, and I interceded and told him not to hit him.
I don’t know why I did that.
But we had a kind of a competitive relationship, let’s say,
because he felt like I should justify everything I wanted to do, and
he was the new kid on the block, and we’d had an awful lot of
new kids along the block in that position. I think he was the seventh
or eighth person to fill that in the last five or six years, and I
have never been so worn out from breaking in new bosses in my life.
One of them was a sociology prof [professor] from the University of
Georgia. I think he lasted six months. Another one sold soap with
a big company in Cincinnati. He lasted three days. I mean, it was
a goddamn joke. And these people were political kinds of payoffs,
where they, “How’d you like to work for NASA?” And
they’d contribute a lot of money to the campaign or something.
And the Vice President in charge of whatever would show up, and after
a few weeks or a few months, they’d say, “Gee, I don’t—.”
Most of them surrendered and said, “The hell with that. I don’t
understand it.” And none of them but Julian had come out of
a news background, and he certainly had—and we kind of struggled
back and forth. It seemed like when there was really a tense situation
or development, we got along best like that St. Louis flight.
We were sitting there, we were having a meeting in his house, and
we got the word this crash had gone. He said, “Paul, get your
ass over to the airport. There’ll be an Air Force plane waiting
for you.” And he made all this while I drove over there. So
there was just tremendous rapport in some respects, but it sure as
hell was bad when it was bad. And I developed a series of things.
He was also taking advantage of—we’d just elected a new
President named [Richard M.] Nixon, and he decided to move during
that December-to-April period as if I were a political appointee,
and I wasn’t, of course. But somewhere in my files there, I’ve
got a file of “Scheergrams,” as I called them. And they
would be three and four pages of, “I just don’t understand
how you can demonstrate such wisdom on Monday and then do things like
not calling me to do this or that on Tuesday,” and most of them
I didn’t respond to.
Then as we were getting down on the short strokes, we did Apollo 9,
and I’d laid on [Apollo] 10 the press kit for [Apollo] 11, and
most of the conferences were out of the way, but I guess 9 or the
early part of 10 was the last mission I worked. I’d gotten this
thing, a three- or four-page Scheergram about something was terribly
wrong, but he was sure that I could do better. And then I got a Scheergram
which said, “We’ve decided that you’re just under
too big a load somehow down there. You’ve been carrying this
for about eight years, and somehow I would like for you to decide,
do you want to do the mission, just be the mission commentator and
work the missions, or do you want to back off and designate somebody
to do that and you stay over and work the books and do the day-to-day
stuff and keep the charts on who attended what?”
And I went back and said, “Yeah, that’s an interesting
idea, going into quite a hurly-burly period. I’d never thought
of subdividing the job just like that, but if subdivide we must, yeah,
I think I’d just as soon do the missions. I feel more in touch
with it, after all.”
About the next week, ten days later, a letter came down telling me
to report to Washington—there was no other interim discussion—as
a new Special Assistant to the Administrator for Public Affairs. I
happened to be in Washington just before the letter arrived, and we
discussed a little bit, although he’d never told me what he
really had in mind, and I just went back and told him, I said, “Thank
you very much. I guess I have some options here, and I choose to exercise
one. I quit.” And I quit. The next day I went to London and
got two jobs, and that was that.
I never was quite sure, and the day that that letter arrived in Houston,
somebody else showed up from Houston, went in Gilruth’s office,
and this guy I’d known from Headquarters for a long time, can’t
remember his name now, who died about a year later. I hope he didn’t
die of the workload. But he was walking in Gilruth’s office
as I was walking out, and Scheer had sent the letter to Gilruth, who
had called me up to read it to me, and was addressed to the Center
Director. And I told Bob what I was going to do, and then walked over
to the door, and this other guy showed up, and I said, “Hey,
you’re a little wandering off your territory, aren’t you?”
Or, “Aren’t you still working in Washington?” He
didn’t say anything. And it dawned on me that he was going to
be the new interim Public Affairs Officer. I don’t think he’d
ever been to the Cape to a launch, but he had worked for a newspaper
somewhere in Southwest Michigan, but mostly [unclear].
Johnson:
Before we wrap up the day, I was just going to see if Rebecca or Jennifer
had anything real quick to ask before we close.
Haney:
Sure.
Wright:
I just have one quick question for you. What kind of impact was on
your office after Frank Borman and his crew’s Christmas greeting
from Apollo 8?
Haney:
That was an interesting thing. Frank, as you may know, is kind of
a bishop in the—let me get it right, whatever the English version
of a pretty high-level church, and he was very active around Houston
in that sort of thing. I had no idea that it was coming. He had told
Kraft that he was going to do it. Didn’t ask permission or didn’t
need to, and I thought it was very effective coming as it did, when
it did, and I think a lot of other people thought so.
There was that lady who was churchless over in Austin, who went the
full—rolled over from being godless to being Mother Theresa.
God, she had some kind of a mission over there. Had managed to get
killed here about five years ago, probably by somebody on the staff.
I think they finally put them away. I’m not sure. But that event,
she was very critical of the reading of the Bible, and that event
triggered the heaviest single mail issue in the history of the Manned
Spacecraft Center. Got 600,000 pieces of mail in about six weeks,
and 95, 96 percent of them were pro Borman or pro “read the
Bible,” and the other were kind of in favor of the other lady,
not saying anything. But it was one hell of a little deal.
And there was some Fundamentalist group in Missouri that really started
riding the charger awfully hard. It was strange in that I remember
my name wound up going out on all the return mail, because it was
handled as a volume, and our office did that sort of thing, and that’s
why I was made aware of the count. My god, 600,000 pieces in six or
eight weeks. Nothing has ever come near it, even the landing.
Johnson:
I appreciate you letting us come to your home and listen to your story
today.
[End
of interview]